Armor Boobs!

So I saw GI Joe this afternoon.  

I was kind of surprised. The acting was actually mostly pretty good. The special effects were, of course, eye-popping and for the most part they worked. 

The problem was that the dialogue was utterly cheesetastic. The only person who didn't have to deliver verbal fromage was the black ninja dude. And that's because he doesn't talk at all. 

I realize this is a movie based on a cartoon that was itself based on a toy line. But they couldn't come up with better lines?  

Then there were the armor boobs.  Now, I'm not entirely complaining, because the actress who played Scarlett was pretty hot. But since when does body armor have built-in boobs? That was worse than the robot testicles in Transformers 2. 

Anyway, don't see this expecting anything other than goofy fun, but if that's what you're in the mood for, this is totally your hookup.